rikkisixx
rikkisixx:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

Okay but the reason people thought it was tears, as in crying, is because that was and still is Johnson and Johnson’s slogan… they created a formula mild enough for babies eyes, that don’t blink as often as adult eyes…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4b3ya0gxXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHNlsvh69I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNeVCcWyyMQ
every single one of those ads are about no more TEARS, the kind you cry. 

rikkisixx:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

Okay but the reason people thought it was tears, as in crying, is because that was and still is Johnson and Johnson’s slogan… they created a formula mild enough for babies eyes, that don’t blink as often as adult eyes…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4b3ya0gxXA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqHNlsvh69I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNeVCcWyyMQ

every single one of those ads are about no more TEARS, the kind you cry.